Text 17 Aug 89,875 notes

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

Photo 17 Aug 53,162 notes cactsus:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

Stay safe, please.  If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.

I LIVE IN TEXAS AND THERE ISN’T EVEN A TIME FRAME

cactsus:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…


Stay safe, please.  If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.

I LIVE IN TEXAS AND THERE ISN’T EVEN A TIME FRAME

Video 17 Aug 194,315 notes

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes)

Photo 17 Aug 75,716 notes foreveralone-lyguy:


Homes finally fighting back

foreveralone-lyguy:

Homes finally fighting back

Photo 17 Aug 382,111 notes swagittariuss:

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 
MILEY STEWART
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

the world needs to know about this

swagittariuss:

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

the world needs to know about this

Photo 17 Aug 84,723 notes thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Photo 17 Aug 92,958 notes ivannori:

gjmueller:

New device allows brain to bypass spinal cord, move paralyzed limbs

For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.


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ivannori:

gjmueller:

New device allows brain to bypass spinal cord, move paralyzed limbs

For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.

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Photo 17 Aug 8,484 notes pastel-chaos:

that wonderful feeling

pastel-chaos:

that wonderful feeling

Video 17 Aug 185,345 notes

queerbending:

white people

(Source: andkorra)

Video 17 Aug 1,847 notes

For me, life got a lot more manageable when I stopped taking it so seriously and just started laughing at what it came up with. … I’m sure you can find what in your life makes it worth getting up in the morning. Dig in, endure and work at what you can fix and things will improve.”

(Source: theparadoxic)


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