That Rise of the Runelords deluxe hardcover I posted a week or so ago…here’s Paizo’s Technical Director holding a copy.
Look at that thing!
Cleric - So, we need to look around the slaughterhouse buildings without being seen and find evidence of goblins?
DM - Right
Rogue - I’m going to use my disguise kit to make myself look like a dog.
Cleric - *facepalm*
DM - Ummmm, okay, roll a disguise check
*Rolls an 11*
DM - Well…..you look kinda like a very ugly dog. Maybe they wo-
Rogue - Great! I go barking up to the front door on all fours.
(Aristocrat NPC is abusing a young servant on the deck of his airship)
Party Fighter: Roll to grapple the Aristocrat and hold him over the side!
(One Successful and one botched grapple check later)
Party Fighter: Roll to make it look like I did that on purpose!
Rogue with bow: Can I shoot him now?
DM: No, he’s gotta give his villain speech first!
-After some bugbears shake the tree the players were hiding in-
DM: Your adopted daughter just slammed face first into the ground after a 30 foot fall out of a tree and is stumbling around swinging an axe.
P1: I raised her well.
Cleric: Is that the child of the guy we met earlier?
DM: It is
Cleric: I channel negative energy
Player: I take an untrained search check… *rolls* …I rolled a six. I found the walls.
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
B-but nobody knows the Agents exist…
After party completely destroys DM’s planned final boss in a turn.
DM: Fuck this… Another Ogre bursts from the cave wall!